I heard Bishop Sheen tell a funny joke about Jonah
An Irish fisherman argumentively asked the Bishop if he thought Jonah had really spent three days in the belly of a whale. Bishop Sheen said he didn't know but when he got to heaven he would ask Jonah. The Irishman replied, 'But what if he isn't there?'
To which Sheen replied, 'Well then ,you can ask him!!'