must have been this elderly, slightly deaf nun, Ron...who while teaching her young wards asked what they wanted to be when they grew up.
A little girl raised her hand:
Yes Mary, what do you want to be?
I want to be a Prostitute when I grow up!
The nun, red-faced, very sternly said: Mary! I will see you after class!
Class adjourned and the nun said: Mary, what did you say you wanted to be?
Mary replied: I said I want to be a prostitute when I grow up.
The nun gave a great sigh of relief and replied: "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!"