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Old 1st July 2010, 03:48 PM
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A man sentenced to death is awaiting his execution time, when a priest comes to him:

- Son, I bring you the word of God.

- You're losing your time father. Soon I'll talk to Him personally. Any message?




WAKE:

The old man has passed away.

The priest at the ceremony praises the departed:

- The deceased was a good husband, good Christian, an exemplary father! .. .

The widow turns to one of his sons and she whispers:

- Go to the coffin and see if your dad is the one inside ...
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