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Old 5th December 2008, 03:47 PM
garabandalg garabandalg is offline
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Default A simple joke when we need some humor...

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.


He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest.
The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''



The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests.


The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''
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Old 5th December 2008, 10:53 PM
Climacus Areopagite Climacus Areopagite is offline
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.


He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest.
The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''



The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests.


The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''

The real mystery of this all, is whether or not there were really two priests, or was the drunk seeing double?
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