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Old 8th February 2010, 10:53 AM
Paul Bellett Paul Bellett is offline
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Default Maybe related to that donkey parable

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the U.S. House of Representatives for assistance.

The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is the Speaker of the House of Representatives."

How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

The Speaker, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now, Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to first notify the next of kin.
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Old 8th February 2010, 11:12 PM
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Very good!

Something tells me that priest is Irish.... Begorrah!
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