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Old 12th September 2006, 08:57 PM
Padraig
 
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Talking Dracula

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through
Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a

traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dracula jumps onto the hood

of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,"

says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula

about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.



"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in

the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the

windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but

he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.



"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.

So she opens the window and shouts, "Get the "f" off our car!"
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Old 14th September 2006, 03:27 PM
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Default Hoot !!



thank you, Padraig what a hoot
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Old 14th September 2006, 08:18 PM
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That's just down-right hilarious.
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