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Old 21st November 2006, 12:02 PM
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Default Catholic heart Attack


A man suffered a serious heart attack and survived open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened to find himself in the care of Nuns at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a Nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The Nun asked if he had money in the bank.
His reply, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a Nun."
The Nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Old 21st November 2006, 04:45 PM
Climacus Areopagite Climacus Areopagite is offline
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I like that one
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Old 30th November 2006, 07:37 AM
Justin Angel Justin Angel is offline
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Default A Catholic Rib Tickler

The Pope was approached by an anxious cardinal who urgently had to speak
to him. Looking up from an encyclical he was writing, he said to the cardinal,
"You look agitated. What is it?" "Your Holiness," the cardinal addressed him,
"there are thousands of women from around the world in Saint Peter's Square
protesting and demanding that the Church allow them to become priests!" A
pause. After briefly reflecting on what the cardinal had just told him, the Pope
declared, "And I have always wanted to be the Immaculate Conception."
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