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Old 7th January 2007, 01:41 AM
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Joke # 1:
An Irish man goes to confession. He tells the priest, "Father, I did a terrible thing. I blew up all the tracks I could in Northern Ireland. I couldn't help myself. I feel terrible. What shall my penance be?"

The priest paused and told the congregant, "Do the Stations. Do the Stations."


Joke # 2:
A person goes to see a psychiatrist for the first time. The psychiatrist tells him, "Look, I don't have your file from the referring physician. All I know is that you apparently have a God complex. So, tell me about your history."

The patient says, "In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, I created Heaven and Earth......"

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Old 7th January 2007, 01:52 AM
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One day, while working in the fields, a man hears crackling thunder and sees frightful lightning. All of a sudden, God descends from the clouds and appears before him. After being awed, he gains his wits and decides to ask God a few questions.

"God, what is a million dollars to you?"
God replies, "It's like a penny."

The man asks, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "A second."

The man pauses and thinks. He then asks "God, can I have a penny?"
God replies, "In a second."

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