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Old 24th January 2006, 07:56 PM
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Our pastor told this one last week. I share this with the greatest respect for our Jewish brothers and sisters.

A rabbi walked up before the tabernacle one day, knelt and said, "I am nothing." Another rabbi saw this, and thought to himself that this was truly a good devotion. He also knelt before the tabernacle and said, "I am nothing." Next the janitor walked up, knelt before the tabernacle and said, "I am nothing."

The first rabbi looked at the second rabbi and said, "Look who thinks he's nothing!"

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Old 24th January 2006, 08:09 PM
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Good one.
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Old 26th January 2006, 06:42 PM
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Ha! My grandfather would have loved that one.
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Old 29th January 2006, 03:46 AM
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This is a question: Why did our Blessed Mother have to ride a donkey to Bethlehem? The answer is: Of course, because she gave her "Fiat" to God. Got it ???
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